I will not FALE!…oops

This blog entry really has no point to it, much like the rest of this blog. So I guess it will fit right in.
For those interested, YES, I did manage to remember to take Sam’s glasses in to the eye doctor, but I failed to do it in time so he would have his glasses [...]

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Where Did I Put My Brain?

One day, when I’m a famous Semiticist, I shall write an autobiography, and I will call it, Where Did I Put My Brain?So the title is already spoken for, and I would appreciate it if any future authors would show me the kindness and respect of not stealing it. Ha! I was just reminded yesterday [...]

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2,922 Days.

This week I’ve been taking a class called “Contemporary Christianity” (Contemporary for the 1970’s anyway) and the professor shared a joke which, if the class had been awake, would have received more than the half murmur of chuckles it got. It goes like this:
“A husband and wife were fighting, and the husband said, ‘Why did [...]

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Biblical Aramaic and Chamomile Tea: a deadly combination.

Yesterday I began a life-long dream (ok, not a life long, but a long time dream): I started taking a class on Biblical Aramaic. Seriously, this is a class that I’ve wanted to take ever since I learned that the Bible was originally written in three languages, Greek, Hebrew, and Aramaic. Now, there are only [...]

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It’s Mother’s Day: try not be annoying!

I know this post is a day late, but oh, well. It’s my blog, and I can do what I want. Anyway, I don’t know about Erin, but I had an enjoyable Mother’s day yesterday. I got the boys up early on Sunday morning, and we made her breakfast in bed. I made the coffee, [...]

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Dear Red Robin

Dear Red Robin Onion Rings,
I must confess. I can keep it a secret no longer. I am in love. I know, this is very sudden, since we have only met one time, but I can’t deny these feelings that I have been having, ever since I laid eyes on your towering stack of Onion Rings. I don’t [...]

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I’m Dizzy: life with bifocals.

As my wife mentioned on her blog, I just got new bifocal glasses. I actually needed the several years ago, but was in denial. Now, I’ve decided the splitting migraine headaches aren’t worth the pride issue. Besides, I got no-line bifocals so the only ones who will really know I have them is just me [...]

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